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Least Corrupt Governments: 7,120thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,561stLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,832nd
The Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
His Majesty's Ship Shaking My Head
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

HMS SMH

Population5.341 billion

CurrencyShip
AnimalHead

The Republic of HMS SMH is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, prohibition of alcohol, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 5.341 billion HMS SMHians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 70.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient HMS SMHian economy, worth 485 trillion Ships a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 90,853 Ships, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The upper class have been throwing riots after hunting was recently banned, police regularly arrest families playing Monopoly, soldiers' positions are given away by the glint of their bayonets, and only fully-fledged members of MENSA are allowed to vote. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. HMS SMH's national animal is the Head, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

HMS SMH is ranked 216,936th in the world and 175th in racoda for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 49.01 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

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Least Corrupt Governments: 7,120thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,561stLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,832ndBest Weather: 9,588thHealthiest Citizens: 9,681stMost Secular: 10,148thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,675thMost Beautiful Environments: 13,508thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,018thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 14,437thMost Developed: 15,001stMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,239thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 16,689thSmartest Citizens: 19,697thHighest Food Quality: 24,690thMost Efficient Economies: 27,022ndMost Advanced Public Education: 27,866th
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 19th in the regionTop
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Most Income Equality: 26th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 30th in the regionMost Cultured: 41st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 49th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : HMS SMH was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced and Most Beautiful Environments and the Top 10% for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, Highest Food Quality, and Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : HMS SMH was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : HMS SMH was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Following new legislation in HMS SMH, only fully-fledged members of MENSA are allowed to vote.
  • : HMS SMH was reclassified from "New York Times Democracy" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in HMS SMH, soldiers' positions are given away by the glint of their bayonets.
  • : Following new legislation in HMS SMH, police regularly arrest families playing Monopoly.
  • : Following new legislation in HMS SMH, the upper class have been throwing riots after hunting was recently banned.
  • : Following new legislation in HMS SMH, looting and pillaging are now considered vital intelligence-gathering activities.
  • : Following new legislation in HMS SMH, money that should have gone to charities is instead spent on monitoring them.

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